MEMO TO : U.S. House of Representatives, The U.S. Senate,The Federal Executive Branch including the President of the United States.
FROM: The People of the United States- the American Taxpayer
Ladies and gentleman, please let this memo serve as your notice that you are being terminated from your position in the United States Government effective immediately. I will outline below why this is occurring.
1) You no longer seem to represent the people, but are only concerned with special interest groups, large corporate entities, and the banking and investment institutions of this country. It is because of this you have done the citizens great harm by abusing your power and causing the taxpayer financial harm.
2) You have slowly eroded our freedoms by devising and implementing laws that encumber everyday life and mock our founding fathers expertly written Bill of Rights.
3) You bicker and argue over fruitless ways to squander our tax dollars, and blame it on the opposing party, while stating the obvious fraud of trying to balance the budget. You give money to other countries, or non-citizens, like water, but lift your middle finger to your own. You are incapable of balancing a baby on your knee, and have neither the fortitude or desire to think about what's right for the people.
4) Your grandstanding and party platforms don't do anything but upset us. Democrat or Republican, both of your contributions to this society stink. We could get more cooperation from a kindergarten class.
5) You have allowed rapid and unnecessary growth of the federal government, then fill it with bureaucrats who make rules and regulations the rest of have to follow. Most of these bureaucrats are your financial contributors, and will have these powerful positions for life- or at least until we come up with a way to fire them too.
6) You impede the real growth and advancement of this country and its people by holding on to ideologies that are more dated than a moon rock, because stagnation keeps the wheels turning and the money flowing in a direction only you want.
7) You forgot that you work for us. You're suppposed do what we want- not the other way around.
I could go on and on, but basically these reasons are enough to let you go. You'll be replaced by those that want to better America to make her great again, and who are concerned about the good of as many of us as possible- not a party or some group that greases your palms to get their way. I hope we can find people like that. They must exist somewhere.
Please clear out your desks within 72 hours. Forget about your fat pensions- you've been fired! Don't apply for some cushy job with some big company- your reference from us will not be kind. We are disgusted by all of you!
Good Luck,
The Goodfella- Representing the American Taxpayer
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